Latest News, Rumours, And Outright Lies.

July 09 2023

Shocking News As BBC Presenter Named As Not Being A Paedophile

The unnamed person has since been suspended, pending a full investigation.
October 26 2020

Actively Starving Children Now Official Tory Policy

We expect you to patriotically starve for the good of the country young chaps
October 23 2020

Multiple Peer Reviewed Scientific Studies Have Confirmed That Sleaford Mods Are Completely Shit

Managing to make a career out of sounding like an Adam Buxton parody song
October 20 2020

Nicola Sturgeon Shares Daily Routine In Bid To Connect With Voters

You English bastids wid nae last a minute