February 17 2017
UK Government Says Fishermen Won't Get Back Their Waters Because Of Pure Spitefulness
I bet you wish you'd voted remain now.
February 15 2017
Women Confirm That Valentine's Day An Excuse To Have Another Birthday
So are anniversaries.
February 13 2017
Trump Confirms The Existence Of CIA Weather Manipulation Satellite (HAARP) By Using It To Flood California
It never rains but it pours.
February 11 2017
As German Election Draws Near, Voters Would Rather Choose Death Than Either Of The Main Candidates.
Record Turnouts Expected.
February 11 2017
Trump Making A List Of All The People Trying To Stop The Travel Ban, Vows Swift And Violent Retribution
And curses upon their family to the eighth generation.